caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

TARDIS Ambient Console Hum
— PLAYED 48,097 TIMES

bonnie-bug:

Whovians — plug in your headphones, sit back, and close your eyes.

sherlockisthebest:

x

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

Madam Tussauds - The making of Benedict Cumberbatch [x]

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

iwasrepeals:Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

vaginomics:

hey baby girl

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

#GAHHHHHHH