me as a professor
the best part of 2013 was when those 2 guys illegally climbed the pyramids in egypt and took photos of it
i mean like
now y’all know why miley cried for 4 minutes straight in wrecking ball
#not all australians are like this so dont get your hopes up
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
you know he dead
Why would someone even admit this anyway?
I just wanted to point out that Daryl asked about Lizzie&Mika.
He asked because he knew those girls were important TO CAROL.That is all.Caryl the fuck on.
Benedict Cumberbatch on Jimmy Kimmel (December 4, 2013).
It was such a lovely interview.
i want a selfie thats so good its hung in museums and people line up for hours just to take photos of it
the bitch beat me to it