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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

hammer-of-zillyhoo:

I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

My friend is going to a sparty (spa party) with 3 guys she met a few hours ago and none of the girls in my group. Why are we letting this happen. Like what a horrible idea.

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

SPRING BREAK CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SO FUCKING ANNOYING I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

#but why does it have a little pool of water on it #a pool in ur pool

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

 

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inderlander:

Dylan O’Brien kissing a puppy. MTV Movie Awards 2014.

If you can say Schwarzenegger, you can say Esparza
— Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

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