let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???
Whovians — plug in your headphones, sit back, and close your eyes.
I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS
I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep
Madam Tussauds - The making of Benedict Cumberbatch [x]
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
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7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.
We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here.